Say something about gay babies.
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
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