Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
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