farters have to be the big spoon...
you would pick up someone in the library
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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