Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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