No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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