I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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