Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
smell my finger.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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