i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
Randomize
