like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
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