If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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