so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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