I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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