Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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