I cannot find my penis.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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