i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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