margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
handjob tips. give me some.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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