You really coming over, don't trick.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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