I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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