apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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