What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
I'm passing your future prison.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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