5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
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