Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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