No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
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