butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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