Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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