we have pet lesbian snakes
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
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