rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
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