she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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