just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Randomize
