You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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