Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Green mimosas i think yes
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Randomize
