I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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