I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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