I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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