what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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