So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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