i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
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