when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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