we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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