if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
I have already put on my inside pants.
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