First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Randomize
