love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
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i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
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