Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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