Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I hate your face
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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