Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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