her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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