I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
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