You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
Randomize
