splinters make it hard to masturbate
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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