I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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